Scene: Exterior....Two tramps/bums/hobos (whatever you yanks call these guys)
Tramp 1: Let's go.
Tramp 2: We can't.
Tramp 1: Why not?
Tramp 2: We're waiting for Godot
Tramp 1 When will he be here?
Tramp 2 When he arrives.
Tramp 1 When will that be?
Tramp 2 He didn't say for sure he'd come. He said he’d wait til he knew exactly how we stood
Tramp 1 Well, Shall we phone him?
Tramp 2: Yes, let's phone him as we did yesterday
TRAMP 1 PHONES
FX:- (ON PHONE) Please hold the line the number you are calling knows you are waiting..BEEP Please hold the line, the number you are calling knows you are waiting..BEEP Please hold the line the number you are calling knows you are waiting..BEEP
(and so on for the next 45 minutes)
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