As you remember, last year The Snooze ran the critically acclaimed tea joke contest. Those who entered know that it was a very competitive joke contest. You will remember that the prize was a bag of pignoli nuts or tub of Trader Joe's chocolates. That contest had over 100 entries and twenty winners.
The topic this year was “ethnic food,” any type of ethnic food. The prize was a box of Thin Mints Girl Scout Cookies, or when substitutions were required, a miscellaneous item with a religious motif. Last year, everyone was a winner and received a present or an honorable mention.
Much like the tea pot joke contest, this one was on ethnic food.
Ha Ha!
falafel!
What did the pudgy Indian Boy say after dessert?
I want somosa
How did his mother respond?
naan
Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a mommatomato, and a little baby tomato. The baby tomato is lagging behind thepoppa and momma tomato. The poppa tomato gets mad, goes over tothe momma tomato and stamps on him and says: catch up. What did the Grecian mistakenly say as he left the sushi bar? What do the crows say in Lebanon? What did the greek boy say when he had to leave? What did the Japanese mother remind herself? What did the mother sausage say to her little one? What happens when Italian nuns hiccup LOUDLY and INADVERTANTLY during mass?
Signed,
Quentin Tarantino and Roger Avary
Saganaki
Cous-Cous
Avego, but lemeno
Watch your tempuraSigned,
What is the sausage situation in Austria?
Nothing better to do at work
It's the wurst.
You're just a little brat.
Mom
Daigo red.
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