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SERIOUSLY, NO TEASING.
A few (million) years ago the Snooze ran the critically acclaimed hamburger joke contest. Those who subscribed in 1994 (see Volume 1, Issue 23) know that it is a very competitive joke contest. You will remember that the prize was a Plopp bar from Sweden and there were three entries and three winners. This year, there were more entries and prizes. The topic was tea. Regular drinking tea, and it incuded tea pots, tea bags, tea cozies, tea leaves or anything else to do with tea. The prize was tub of chocolates from Trader Joes or, if you wanted instead, a bag of pignoli nuts. Here are the sample tea jokes. What does a teapot say to it's lover? Who is the teapot's favorite actress? Why did the tea bag have to do it's laundry? What is a baby teapots favorite game? Why was the cow teapot late to the party? How long does it take to ship tea from China by slow boat? What does a teapot say to her hairdresser? What does the teapot say to its bag? What kind of music do teapots like? Why did the teapot wear a cozy? Why must you be careful of tea at night? What does a tea bag do when it's tired? What do lady teapots like to wear? What's a teapots favorite folk tune? Why did the teapot get in trouble? What did the teapot wear to bed? Why did the tea get away? What does the tea do when it moves to LA? How does a tea bag seep? What's the teapots favorite movie? X-rated Tea jokes--Beware! What's under old ladies teacozy? What happens when old lady teapot laughs too hard? What's under baby teapot's cozy? What is under Mr. Teapot's cozy?
O, dajarling!
Tea Leoni.
Because it was stained.
Pekoe-boo.
the Snooze presents
the much awaited award-winning
Tea Jokes
Because she was decafinated!
Holly Douglas-Fleury
Wins Pignoli Nuts!
Oolong Time!
Mensch Freborg
Wins Pignoli Nuts!
Don't teas
Theresa Rubino
Wins my company!
I don't want another seep out of you!
Teary
Wins my company!
Jasmine
Theresa
Wins my company!
Cozy kept him warm.
Kitten
Honorable mention
Because it might mug you.
Louellin Prysbe
Wins Pignoli Nuts!
It seeps.
Jules Strand
Wins Pignoli Nuts!
String of Earls!
Lucy Smites
Wins Pignoli Nuts!
My Dajarling Clementine
Ted Lampert
Wins Pignoli Nuts!
Because he was naughtea.
Rachel Milistein
Wins Pignoli Nuts!
A nightea
Rachel Millstein
Wins Pignoli Nuts!
Because it was loose.
Vex Ampet
Wins Pignoli Nuts!
It has its bags removed.
Nancy Prescott
Wins Pignoli Nuts!
On its side
Gloria Dover
Wins Pignoli Nuts!
E.T.
Bob Granket
Wins Pignoli Nuts!
Tea-pends.
She teas her pants.
Plastic panteas.
His box earls?
No, really. What is under his cozy?
His tea string?
No really, what?
His teaniss.
Oh My!
Theresa takes total responsibility for this x-rated line of teapot jokes.
AND
She wins Pignoli Nuts!
Where does the hamburger go to find a doctor?
Mayo Clinic!
Why did he go?
Because he had a bunion!
Plopp bar went to Calla.
What is the difference between OJ Simpson and a hamburger?
A hamburger's got a pickle in it and OJ Simpson's in a pickle.
Plopp bar went to mom, who also received an honorable mention.
Do you think these tea jokes are dorky?