Classic Texts for the Modern Age: Number 1

Call-Waiting For Godot
By Julian Mayers

Scene: Exterior....Two tramps/bums/hobos (whatever you yanks call these guys)

Tramp 1: Let's go.

Tramp 2: We can't.

Tramp 1: Why not?

Tramp 2: We're waiting for Godot

Tramp 1 When will he be here?

Tramp 2 When he arrives.

Tramp 1 When will that be?

Tramp 2 He didn't say for sure he'd come. He said hed wait til he knew exactly how we stood

Tramp 1 Well, Shall we phone him?

Tramp 2: Yes, let's phone him as we did yesterday

TRAMP 1 PHONES

FX:- (ON PHONE) Please hold the line the number you are calling knows you are waiting..BEEP Please hold the line, the number you are calling knows you are waiting..BEEP Please hold the line the number you are calling knows you are waiting..BEEP

(and so on for the next 45 minutes)

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