In response to the Empathy Belly.
For Men who want Women to grow their hair long...
Pony tails don't count.
Wear this for the next 20 years. Wash it, dry it, style it, trim it, fix it, primp it, sleep on it, swim with it, carry it on your head every day, every weekend, all day, all night, including holidays and special occasions.
And then say, "Gee, I wish you would grow your hair long."
Long hair. Phetooey.
©2004 Catherine Rubino, thesnooze.com